After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
- "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
- "Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and persuaded her hubby to tell her.
- "Okay," he said, "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven – then
there's you -- nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen....."
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