Monday, April 15, 2013

Always let Your Boss Have the First Say


A sales representative , an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says,


- “I’ll give each of you just one wish”
 

- “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.
 

- “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep.
- “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. 


- “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,
- “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”