Life is Very Short

An English teacher wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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Starry Night

There was a boy and girl outside looking at the stars:

Boy: - It's nice out.

Girl: - Mmmmhmm

(Shooting star goes by)

Boy: - A shooting star! Make a wish!

(Girl makes wish)

Boy: - Did you make a wish? Did it come true?

Girl: - No.

Boy: - Why not?

Girl: - 'Cause your still here!