No Light No Work
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says,
- "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies,
- "And how would you do that?" The woman says,
- "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says,
- "What are you doing?" The woman replies,
- "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says,
- "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says,
- "Where are you going?" The man says,
- "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
Clever Drinker
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says,
- Dang, why are you drinking so fast?' The guy says,
- "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had.
- " The bartender asks,
- "What do you have?" The guy answers,
- "75 cents."
Clever Dog
Wife: - "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning."
Husband: - "Well, lots of dogs can do that."
Wife: - "But we've never subscribed to any papers."
The Clip below was supplied by my friend Breno Grisi.
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