Don't Mess With Old Guys
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
- “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE, YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
- "NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
Family Planning
The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly,
"After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted,
- "Well, I hope you'll love the third one just as if it's your own."!
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later…..
- Da-ad….
- What?
- I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?
- No, You had your chance. Lights out.
Five minutes later: Da-aaaad…..
- WHAT?'
- I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?
- I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!
Five minutes later……
- Daaaa-aaaad…..
- WHAT!
- When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?
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