CastawayFrom a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
- “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.
- “No idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that” answered the captain!
Good Ol’ King Arthur
A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.
- "How are we faring?" asks the king.
- "Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging
on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west.
- "What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!"
- "Oh," says the knight. "Well, you do now, Sire".
Grammar Lessons
Two crazy teachers were driving through Kansas. As they were approaching the town of “Nacogdoches”, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one teacher asked the blonde attendant,
- "before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are now... very slowly?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said,
- "Maaaccc-Doooooonnnnnaaaaaallllllllddddd'sss."
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