BENEFIT OF HAVING SAME NAME FOR ALL KIDS
A scouser goes to the council to register for child benefit.
- “How many children?” asks the council worker.
- “10″ replies the woman.
- “10?” says the council worker. “What are their names?”
- “Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne” she answers.
- “What? They’ve all got the same name?” says the council worker, “Doesn’t that get confusing?”
- “Oh no,” says the scouse woman, “It’s great!
- If they’re out playing in the street I just have to yell ‘WAAAAAYNE, YER DINNERS READY’ or ‘WAAAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW YER LOUSY LAD!’ and they all do it.”
- “But what if you want to speak to one individually?” asks the perturbed council worker.
- “That’s easy,” says the Scouse woman
- “I just use their surnames.”
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