Rules of Thumb

The thumb is the short, thick finger on your hand, the one that helps you hold things.
 
Thumb Nouns
The noun “thumb” is used in a lot of expressions:
to give someone the thumbs up/down
(to give someone approval/disapproval)

Thumb Verbs
'Thumb is also used as a verb.
to thumb a ride (informal)
to hitchhike; to try to get a ride by
standing on the road sticking out your thumb.
 
Thumb Idioms
Here are some idioms with thumb. Can you guess their idiomatic
meanings by thinking about their literal meanings?
To stick out like a sore thumb:
Betty sticks out like a sore thumb in that yellow dress. Everyone else is wearing blue.
(Betty looks very different from everyone else; she looks a little foolish.)
A green thumb:
He has a green thumb. He is good at making plants grow.  Everything in his garden flourishes.

A Rule of Thumb: (a practical rule) “You should pay your best attention to the Tips of Grammar

as well as The Rules of Thumb listed in every issue of this BULLETIN”.

 

21st Century...

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Remember...

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Do not, repeat, do not come to Brazil for the World Cup...

Click on the link below:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/21/opinion/social-awakening-in-brazil.html?ref=todayspaper

The Fact

Do not go to Brazil during the World Cup

Click on the link below:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/18/world/americas/thousands-gather-for-protests-in-brazils-largest-cities.html?_r=0

Clip of the Day

If I were you, I'd think twice before going to Brazil...

Language Filter

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Some connection between the words "eight" &"night" in a number of languages. Any reason for this?

Just Watch:

English: eight - night
Spanish: ocho - noche
French: huit - nuit
German: acht - nacht
Italian: otto - notte
Portuguese: oito - noite

Quote of the Day

"Experiene is the name that every one gives to their mistakes". Oscar Wilde, Irish writer and poet.

SENIOR CITIZENS

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behaviour,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement, or,
God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

At the classroom

This teacher was reviewing her class's homework assignment.

She asked Susie to stand up and tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated. Susie stood up, shuffled her feet and said,

- "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you."
The teacher said,

- "Sit down, Susie. 

- Johnny, tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated." Johnny said,

- "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated by light." The teacher said:
 
- "That's right, Johnny." Then she turned to Susie and said, "Susie, first of all, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, when you get married, you're in for a big disappointment."

Need Water!

 A traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, then he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out. The parched wanderer asked, 

- "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?" 

The man replied...

- "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your clothes." 

The desperate man shouted, 

- "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!" 

- "OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 5 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want." 

The man thanked the peddler and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared out of sight. Three hours later he returned. The man at the card table asked, 

- "I told you, about 5 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?" 

- "I found it all right. They wouldn't let me in without a tie."

Video Clip of the Day

You said it, Kiddo!

Always let Your Boss Have the First Say

A sales representative , an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says,

- “I’ll give each of you just one wish”
 
- “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.
 
- “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep.
- “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. 

- “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,
- “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Video Clip of the Day

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Enbarrassment

Barack Obama's limo breaks down on Israel trip after petrol mix-up

The most powerful man in the world faced the embarrassment of having to switch vehicles after somebody filled it up with petrol instead of diesel

Laughter's the best medicine

IT DOESN’T PAY…

The Pope passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished. The Bishop of Rome requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around. While eating the sandwich he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on lobster, filet mignon and caviar.

- "How come people down there are eating gourmet food?” he asked St. Peter. “I earned a place in heaven, but you gave me only a tuna-fish sandwich! 

- ”Well, replied St Peter, “it doesn’t pay to cook for just the two of us.”

British and American English

 "Britain and America are two nations divided by a common language". George Bernard Shaw

This is a story about the daily life of New York Nate, who lives in the United States; and London Laura, who lives in England.

As you can see, they have very similar lives... but the vocabulary words they use are very different!

New York Nate lives in an apartment, and London Laura lives in a flat.

American English vs. British English - Apartment - Flat

Every morning, when getting dressed, New York Nate puts on a pair of pants - whereas London Laura puts on a pair of trousers. Both New York Nate and London Laura have babies, but New York Nate needs to change the baby's diaper, and London Laura needs to change the baby's nappy.

 American English vs. British English - Pants/Trousers - Diaper/Nappy

When it's time to go to work, New York Nate takes the subway and London Laura takes the underground (which is also called the tube).

American English vs. British English - Subway/Underground

After getting off at the right stop, New York Nate walks along the sidewalk and London Laura walks along the pavement to reach their offices.

American English vs. British English - Sidewalk/Pavement

New York Nate works on the first floor of the building, and London Laura works on the ground floor. This means they don't need to take the elevator (for New York Nate) or the lift (for London Laura).

American English vs. British English - Elevator/Lift

At work, both Nate and Laura need to send some important documents to a client - but New York Nate sends them by mail and London Laura sends them by post. During the day, New York Nate snacks on cookies, french fries, and potato chips. London Laura eats the same things, but she calls them biscuits, chips, and crisps.


American English vs. British English

This isn't a very healthy diet, is it? Both Nate and Laura get stomachaches, so on the way home from work New York Nate stops at the drugstore or pharmacy and London Laura stops at the chemist's shop to pick up some medicine. After work, Nate and Laura go shopping. They drive to the mall, and New York Nate puts his car in the parking lot, whereas London Laura puts hers in the car park.

American English vs. British English - Parking Lot/Car Park

Both of them buy a lot of stuff, so New York Nate puts his purchases in the trunk, and London Laura puts hers in the boot.

American English vs. British English - Trunk/Boot

On the way home, New York Nate stops to fill up the car with gas - and London Laura fills up her car with petrol. At the station, New York Nate sees a truck, and London Laura sees a lorry.

American English vs. British English - Truck/Lorry

They both get home late, and New York Nate needs to take out the garbage or trash; London Laura also needs to take out the rubbish. It's dark outside, so New York Nate takes a flashlight, and London Laura takes a torch.

American English vs. British English - Flashlight/Torch

It's been a long day, and New York Nate thinks he's going to go crazy; London Laura thinks she might go mad.

American English vs. British English - Crazy/Mad

It must be time for a vacation for New York Nate... and a holiday for London Laura!

American English vs. British English - Vacation/Holiday

From "Expresso English"

The Clip of the Day

Todays's clip shows a certain Joe Brown 71, a british gentleman absolutely unknown to me. Mr. Brown is a musician and singer who works in the show business for more than five decades. In recent years he has focused on several recordings and in the participation of at least two tours per year which makes about 100 shows the time when he releases an album annually. Highly regarded in the music world he commands respect and admiration among his equals. His performance of "I'll See You In My Dreams" (song that populated my youth), at the "Concert for George" when he was a young man of 60 years shows that it is still great after all these years. Simplicity combined with sincerity and frankness, without the affectation of sickly light cannons, special effects, clouds of dry ice, fireworks and stage of 25 feet long, give the right amount of the message. The "drummer" with only two brushes and a box sent myself back by the side of a friend playing the piano, on Saturday afternoons at the Conservatory of my hometown in the 1950s. See the clip. HC

RULES OF THUMB

Do you think that jam is only something you eat on your bread?
Look at the examples of how we use the word ”jam”.

I always have my toast with strawberry jam.
jam: a sticky sweet spread made of fruit.

I'm sorry I'm late. I got stuck in a traffic jam.
traffic jam: when there are so many cars that you can't move.

Hey, Chris, I'm in a jam. Can you lend me $10 until tomorrow?
in a jam: in a bad situation

Check, please!

 Every time a new Pope is elected, there are many rituals in accordance with tradition, but, there is one tradition that very few people know about.

Shortly after a new Pope is enthroned, the Chief Rabbi of Rome seeks an audience. He is shown into the Pope's presence, whereupon he presents the Pope with a silver tray bearing a velvet cushion.   On top of the cushion is an ancient, shriveled envelope.   The Pope symbolically stretches out his arm in a gesture of rejection.   The Chief Rabbi then retires, taking the envelope with him and does not return until the next Pope is elected.

A new Pope's reign was shortly followed by a new Chief Rabbi.   He was intrigued by this ritual and that its origins were unknown to him.   He instructed the best scholars of the Vatican to research it, but they came up with nothing.

When the time came and the Chief Rabbi was shown into his presence, they faithfully enacted the ritual rejection but, as the Chief Rabbi turned to leave, the Pope called him back.

"My brother," the Pope whispered, "I must confess that we Catholics are ignorant of the meaning of this ritual enacted for centuries between us and you, the representative of the Jewish people.   I have to ask you, what is it all about?"

The Chief Rabbi shrugged and replied: "We have no more idea than you do.   The origin of the ceremony is lost in the traditions of ancient history."

The Pope said: "Let us retire to my private chambers and enjoy a glass of kosher wine together; then with your agreement, we shall open the envelope and discover the secret at last."   The Chief Rabbi agreed.

Fortified in their resolve by the wine, they gingerly pried open the curling parchment envelope and with trembling fingers, the Chief Rabbi reached inside and extracted a folded sheet of similarly ancient paper.

As the Pope peered over his shoulder, he slowly opened it.   They both gasped with shock.

It was a bill for the Last Supper from "Moishe, the Caterer."

RULES OF THUMB

Let's play with the letter "S" 

1 - The commonest way of forming the plural of nouns is to add "S" to the singular:
e.g. Book - Books - House - Houses - Boy - Boys

2 - The Third Person Singular of the Present Tense ends in "S":
e.g. She looks gorgeous in that red dress
He speaks English and French
She drives her car recklessly

3 - The apostrophe before a final "S" stands for a Possessive Case:
e.g. This is Mary's book
That is Mr Brando's automobile

4 - The apostrophe before a final "S" also stands for IS:
e.g. Peter's a nice guy. Peter is a nice guy
He's waiting for you at the airport. He is waiting for you at the airport

5 - The apostrophe before a final "S" stands for HAS:
e.g. He's (he has) gone to Paris on his Annual Leave
She's (she has) been sleeping for 24 hours
 
6 - The apostrophe before a final "S" stands for LET'S = LET US:
e.g. She is tired, let's take her home.
Forget the football game, let's go to the movies instead.

7 - The apostrophe after a final "S" indicates the possessive form of the plural:
e.g. The Girls' results were better than the Boys'.

Automobiles

They're big, expensive, and breath-taking marvels of engineering, but to view automobiles purely as transportation is to miss their essence. Cars are the first true freedom of the adolescent, and throughout our adult years they continue to represent escape, the ability to speed away from responsibilities and cares. It's no wonder Detroit constantly plays upon this theme in its advertising — they know it sells!
Automobiles are both a means of getting from one place to another and a place in themselves, making them both conveyance and cocoon. We sing along to the radio in them, something we'd likely not dare to do at home. Our first passionate encounters take place in them. And when all other resting places fail us, we sleep in them. Automobiles are as much about private inviolate space as they are about transportation.
 
The importance of automobiles in our lives secures their place in the lore of our times. They are both practical and whimsical, reliable and frightening, mundane and exciting, necessary and exotic, commonplace and mysterious. They are, in other words, the mechanical expression of humanity.

Read more at http://snopes.com/autos/autos.asp#WgQPZRECjGSAcxSG.99

Most Lethal Food

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?"

"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

Blondes...

Tips & Humor

TIPS OF THE WEEK - THE WORD “SICK” :
 

If you feel sick, you feel physically or mentally ill; not healthy or well.

To feel sick - to feel unwell or ill.
I went home early from work because I felt sick.
To get sick - to throw up; to vomit
I got sick on the plane because of the turbulence.
To call in sick - to tell your employer  that you're not coming to work because you don't feel well.
Betty called in sick three days last week. She had the flu.  

I was as sick as a dog. I was in bed with a fever of 42 degrees. 

To be as sick as a dog - to be very, very sick.

HUMOR :

No Respect

      
 - My boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day  that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'M THE BOSS"! He then taped it to his office door. When he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

     
 -  "Your wife called, she wants her sign back”!
  

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