What A Coincidence
Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says,
- "I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland ."
The other woman responds proudly, ‘
- "Yes, I sure am!" The first one says,
- "So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?" The other woman answers,
- "I’m from Dublin, I am." The first one responds,
- "So, am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?" The other woman says,
- "A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town." The first one says,
- "Faith, and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?" The other woman answers,
- "Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course." The first one gets really excited and says,
- "And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other woman answers,
- "Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964." The first woman exclaims,
- "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it?
- "I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self!"
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters,
- "It’s going to be a long night tonight." Michael asks,
- "Why do you say that, Brian?" Brian answers,
- “The Murphy twins are drunk again!"
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