A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says,
- "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The wife says,
- "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?"
He says,
- "I don't care. Just get out."
Great Forest Fire
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted,
- "Let's go!"
The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.
- "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes."
- "Why?" asked the nervous pilot.
- "Because I'm going to take pictures!. I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" yelled the photographerThe pilot replied,
- "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
What's Up, Doc?
A woman went to the Community Hospital. After about 15 minutes with one of the new doctors, she went screaming down the hall. Another doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she explained. The second doctor went back to the first and said,
- "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old. She has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor simply smiled and said,
- "I cured her hiccups didn't I” ?
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