Good Ol’ King ArthurA knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.
- "How are we faring?" asks the king.
- "Sire," replies the knight,
- "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."
- "What?!" shrieks the king. I don't have any enemies to the west!
- "Oh," says the knight. "Well, you do now Sire".
Castaway
From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
- “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.
- “No idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that” answered the captain!
Short Jokes
Bob says to his friend Bill
- "My doctor says if I don't give up sex, I'll be dead in a week."
- "Why is that?" Bill asks.
- "I've been screwing his wife, answers Bob."
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- "I have to be very careful not to get pregnant," a woman told her friend.
- "I don't understand," said the friend. "I thought your husband had a vasectomy." The woman answered,
- "Precisely."
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