5 BucksA man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside. A hooker comes along and says to him...
- "Like to come home with me, buddy?"
- "For how much?", asks the man.
- "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.
- "I’ll give you five bucks," he replies.
The hooker swears at him and walks away. A little later, the man’s wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. As they round the corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes one look at the man and his wife and says,
- “AHA! See what you get for five bucks?”
Father & Son
A young Arab asks his father:- What is this weird head gear we are wearing?
- Why, it’s a “chechia” because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
- And what is this type of clothes that we are wearing?
- It’s a “djbellah” because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!
- And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?
- These are “babouches”, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!
- Tell me papa?
- Yes my son?
- "Then, why the f**k are we living in London…?"
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