The Institution of Marriage
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. - James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday "is to forget it once".
- Nash
You know what I did before I married? "Anything I wanted to." - Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. "Then we met." - Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband "when she's wrong."
- Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
- Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
- Anonymous
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