Bad News
Leroy came home from the doctor looking very worried.
His wife said,
- "What's the problem?" He said,
- "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life."
- "So what? his wife said. Lots of people have to take a pill every day their whole lives." He said,
- "I know, but he only gave me four pills!"
Hot Temper
A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid
tongue, explodes one day in mid session and begins to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and
corrupt politicians!"All the other Senators plead to the angry member that he
withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session. After a long pause, the angry member accepted. ”OK" he said, I withdraw what I said. “Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"
"A Bible Lesson"
Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother
what he had learned in Sunday school.
- "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent
Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission
to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got
to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a
pontoon bridge and all the people walked across
safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio
headquarters for reinforcements. They sent
bombers to blow up the bridge, and all the
Israelites were saved."
- "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher
taught you?" his mother asked.
- "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
The Original
How was your blind date?" a college
student asked her roommate.
- "Terrible!" the roommate answered.
"He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
- "Wow! That's a very expensive car.
What's so bad about that?"
- "He was the original owner."
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