Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Mommy, Is God Black or White?


One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says,

- “Mommy, is God Black or White?”

She replies,

- “Well, Honey, God is both Black and White.”

Then he says,

- “Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?”

- “God is both a boy and a girl, Honey,” she replies.

- “Mommy, is God gay or straight?” he inquires again. Getting a little irritated, the mother replies,

- “Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight.”

After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks,

- “Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?”

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