Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Mommy, Is God Black or White?
One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says,
- “Mommy, is God Black or White?”
She replies,
- “Well, Honey, God is both Black and White.”
Then he says,
- “Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?”
- “God is both a boy and a girl, Honey,” she replies.
- “Mommy, is God gay or straight?” he inquires again. Getting a little irritated, the mother replies,
- “Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight.”
After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks,
- “Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?”
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