Saturday, July 06, 2013

Rules of Thumb


The thumb is the short, thick finger on your hand, the one that helps you hold things.
 

Thumb Nouns
The noun “thumb” is used in a lot of expressions:
to give someone the thumbs up/down
(to give someone approval/disapproval
)
Thumb Verbs
'Thumb is also used as a verb.
to thumb a ride
(informal)
to hitchhike; to try to get a ride by
standing on the road sticking out your thumb.
 

Thumb Idioms
Here are some idioms with thumb. Can you guess their idiomatic
meanings by thinking about their literal meanings?
To stick out like a sore thumb:
Betty sticks out like a sore thumb in that yellow dress. Everyone else is wearing blue.
(Betty looks very different from everyone else; she looks a little foolish.)
A green thumb:
He has a green thumb. He is good at making plants grow.  Everything in his garden flourishes.

A Rule of Thumb: (a practical rule) “You should pay your best attention to the Tips of Grammar
as well as The Rules of Thumb listed in every issue of this BULLETIN”.



 

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Clip of the Day



Do not, repeat, do not come to Brazil for the World Cup...

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Language Filter

Infinity...
Some connection between the words "eight" &"night" in a number of languages. Any reason for this?

Just Watch:

English: eight - night
Spanish: ocho - noche
French: huit - nuit
German: acht - nacht
Italian: otto - notte
Portuguese: oito - noite

Monday, June 10, 2013

Quote of the Day


"Experiene is the name that every one gives to their mistakes". Oscar Wilde, Irish writer and poet.

SENIOR CITIZENS

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behaviour,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement, or,
God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

Thursday, May 30, 2013

At the classroom

This teacher was reviewing her class's homework assignment.

She asked Susie to stand up and tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated. Susie stood up, shuffled her feet and said,

- "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you."
The teacher said,

- "Sit down, Susie. 


- Johnny, tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated." Johnny said,

- "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated by light." The teacher said:
 

- "That's right, Johnny." Then she turned to Susie and said, "Susie, first of all, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, when you get married, you're in for a big disappointment."

Monday, May 06, 2013

Need Water!


 A traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, then he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out. The parched wanderer asked, 

- "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?" 

The man replied...

- "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your clothes." 

The desperate man shouted, 

- "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!" 

- "OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 5 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want." 

The man thanked the peddler and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared out of sight. Three hours later he returned. The man at the card table asked, 

- "I told you, about 5 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?" 

- "I found it all right. They wouldn't let me in without a tie."

Monday, April 15, 2013

Always let Your Boss Have the First Say


A sales representative , an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says,


- “I’ll give each of you just one wish”
 

- “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.
 

- “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep.
- “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. 


- “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,
- “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Enbarrassment

Barack Obama's limo breaks down on Israel trip after petrol mix-up


The most powerful man in the world faced the embarrassment of having to switch vehicles after somebody filled it up with petrol instead of diesel

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Laughter's the best medicine


IT DOESN’T PAY…

The Pope passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished. The Bishop of Rome requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around. While eating the sandwich he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on lobster, filet mignon and caviar.


- "How come people down there are eating gourmet food?” he asked St. Peter. “I earned a place in heaven, but you gave me only a tuna-fish sandwich! 

- ”Well, replied St Peter, “it doesn’t pay to cook for just the two of us.”