Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Tips & Humor


TIPS OF THE WEEK - THE WORD “SICK” :
 
If you feel sick, you feel physically or mentally ill; not healthy or well.
To feel sick - to feel unwell or ill.
I went home early from work because I felt sick.
To get sick - to throw up; to vomit
I got sick on the plane because of the turbulence.
To call in sick
- to tell your employer  that you're not coming to work because you don't feel well.
Betty called in sick three days last week. She had the flu.  
I was as sick as a dog. I was in bed with a fever of 42 degrees
To be as sick as a dog - to be very, very sick.






HUMOR :
No Respect
      
 - My boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day  that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'M THE BOSS"! He then taped it to his office door. When he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
     
 -  "Your wife called, she wants her sign back”!