A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,- "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied,
- "My wife's first husband."
How To Impress A Girl ?
An older guy was working out at the gym. He was not in very good shape, but he perked up when he spotted a sweet young thing across the room. She was gorgeous!
He finally caught the trainer's eye and motioned him over.
- "Can I help you?" the buff expert asked.
- "Yeah," the graying, paunchy, guy said, huffing even though he was only pushing 10 pounds. "That girl over there...."
The trainer takes a quick look.
- "Ah, Ramona. She's in great shape, eh?"
- "Yeah," the guy says, puffing. "What machine in this place should I use to impress her?"
- "There's only one machine that could possibly work, if you're up to it," the trainer said.
- "What!?" the sweaty flab-master demanded.
- "The ATM in the lobby."
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