TWO OF A KIND
Emergency
A man spoke frantically into the phone.
- “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart”!
- Is this her first child? The doctor asked.
- No, you idiot! “This is her husband!”
Happy Birthday
Teacher - What is your date of birth?
Little Johnny - July fifteenth.
Teacher - What year?
Little Johnny - Every year!
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