The Wishes
A 60 year old couple was celebrating their 40 years of marriage. During the celebration a fairy appeared! "Because you have been such a loving couple all those years, I would like to give you each one wish." The wife said,
- "I want to travel around the world." The fairy waved her wand and, POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly,
- "Well, I'd like to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and, POOF!
-He was 90!
The Klopman Curse
A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.
- "This is the Klopman diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."
- "What's the curse?" the man asked.
- "Mr. Klopman, she said!"
Remark: Do not get excited because of Mr. Bush's pic above.
His face is actually a third joke. H.C.
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