THE GOLDEN TWELVE
- "Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?", the older man asked the suitor.
- Yes, sir, replied Richard, "I'm sure I am."
- "Think carefully now," said Jane's father warningly.
- "There are twelve of us!"
The Prescription
A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, he nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a
powerful tranquilizer. The man asked,
- "How often do I take these?"
- "Let's start off with one every six hours." But they're not for you, replied the doctor.
- "They're for your wife!"
No comments:
Post a Comment