Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Laughter's the Best Medicine


I’M THE BOSS

Nancy trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her. Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded,

- "Dressed a little casual today, aren't you ?”

The man replied…

- "That's one benefit of owning the company."

THE GOLDEN TWELVE

"Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?", the older man asked the suitor.

- Yes, sir, replied Richard, "I'm sure I am."
- Think carefully now," said Jane's father warningly.

-"There are twelve of us!"

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