IT DOESN’T PAY…
A good man passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished. The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he
could look around. While eating the sandwich he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on lobster, filet mignon and caviar. “How come people down there are eating gourmet food?” he asked St. Peter. “I earned my place in heaven, but you gave me only a tuna-fish sandwich!
Well, replied St Peter, “it doesn’t pay to cook for just the two of us.”
STUPID QUOTES OF THE DAY
“It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another.”
“I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them.”
George Bush, US President
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