Sunday, October 16, 2011

Now, Ponder these







Steven Right



What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes,
so I made your horn louder."

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence
that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the
softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to
steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll
have to catch up.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is
required to be on it.

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