Logic
The researcher interviews a grumpy old guy:
- Do you like theater?
- Nope. I went once and did not like.
- Cinema?
- Nope. I went once and did not like.
- Dance?
- Nope. I went once and did not like.
- Pubs?
- Nope. I went once and did not like.
Precisely at this instant a little boy enters the room. He explains:
- My son.
The interviewer then concludes:
- Your only child, I presume!
Beautiful and Cute
My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You`re beautiful."
Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You`re cute."
"What happened to `beautiful`?" I asked him.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
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