WORST AGE OF ALL
Sixty is the worst age to be, said the 60-year-old man. You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.
- Ah, that’s nothing, said the 70-year-old. When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin comes out!
- Actually, said the 80-year-old, Eighty is the worst age of all.
- Do you have trouble peeing, too? asked the 60-year old.
- No, I pee every morning at 6:00. No problem at all.
- So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?
- No, I have one every morning at 6:30.
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?"
- "I don’t wake up until 7:00."
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