Sunday, March 01, 2009

Laughter's the Best Medicine


Be Fair To Me, Honey

The newly weds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation - honeymoon.

The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said

- "Well, hi Jimmy baby, how ya been lover? Long time no see."

A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room.

Once inside, the piqued bride demanded:

- "And just who was THAT woman ?!?!?"

The groom wiped his brow and said

- "Just relax honey. Please ! I'm going to have enough trouble explaining you to her."

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