Blonde Job
An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
- “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said,
- “How about 50 dollars?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
- “You’re finished already?” he asked.
- “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
- “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
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