WAR TIMES JOKES
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled Iraqi soldier in a ditch struggling to breathe.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!"
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "George Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of shit!" We were standing there shaking hands when this truck came and hit us."
No comments:
Post a Comment