Wednesday, June 06, 2007

LAUGHTER’S THE BEST MEDICINE

LAST REQUEST

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant...

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company...

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender...

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television...

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer...

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline...

I must have lived too long to understand the world anymore...

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay? Oh yeah, and don't forget to sue him...!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very funny,Hugo!
If the same happens to me, I think I'll sue you, too.
Hugs,
Agnes Maia