LAST REQUEST
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant...
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company...
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender...
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television...
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer...
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline...
I must have lived too long to understand the world anymore...
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay? Oh yeah, and don't forget to sue him...!
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1 comment:
Very funny,Hugo!
If the same happens to me, I think I'll sue you, too.
Hugs,
Agnes Maia
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